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DIL ke armaan aansuon me beh gaye.....Sree kaise shaant reh saktha??
A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?" The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.
"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy. "Calvin, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Calvin says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when hespotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come overhere for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and askedargumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valvesout, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doingbasically the same work?"
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic....
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He said: "Try to do it while the engine is running ".
I will not say good-bye
Yet I would say farewell
For we shall meet again
That I can foretell.
The future is unpredictable
Tomorrow is uncertain
Keep our laughs and memoirs
But I wish you have no burden.
We shall keep on learning
Remain as students and become as mentors
Face the unknown with confident yearning
Pursue our life endeavors.
Farewell, my friends, adieu
I utter it with pain
Farewell, my friends, adieu
In sunshine or in rain.
Farewell, my friends, adieu
This day would come, we knew
Our dreams we shall pursue
For now, my friends, adieu.